Before there was Andrew (around 1970's and early 80's), there was a "Chaos" called "Andrewlessness". As a solution, there came one chosen to be called "THE ANDREW". The motto of this new revolution was "Don't hate him because he's beautiful." So, the government said, "We are dedicated to the proposition that all people love Andrew, if you don't we will force you into submission" As a result, the people of the world revolted and sent him to the moon. From then on, they called him "The Happy Man from Mars". The government got so tired of the "Andrewlessness", they sent Neil Armstrong on a secret mission to the moon to bring him back. The mission was successful, and billions of people were fooled that it was just to beat the Russians. Finally Boyerism came to our world and the people were forced into submission, and just gave Andrew money just for the heck of it because he was so great. The end of Andrewlessness was finally at hand; nobody was bored because they were to busy making money for Andrew and "Boyerism".